I want to play Sexy Parodius!

I want to play it a lot. Problem is, the world doesn't seem to want to let me. I've downloaded every version of Mame or Kawaks I could find, every Sexy Parodius rom I could find from every website I could find, but couldn't get any of them to recognize each other.

Tell me someone has a combination that will work.

are you some form of hideous pervert?