/games/ - DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 13:42

RELEASED!!!

http://www.shopto.net/PC/VIDEO%20GAMES/PCDU05-Duke%20Nukem%20Forever.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 15:01

ZOMG!! oh wait

Name: Spartan 2010-02-18 0:43

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/its-a-trap.jpg
Trap - if you don't see it, you deserve it

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-11 11:20

>>3
explain plz

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 12:15

So what game engine will it use?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 10:51

Source

Duh

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 12:32

moar liek duke nukem for never rite LOL

Name: Kainfeldas 2010-10-11 11:39

WHY MUST YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: SpetsnazCommando 2011-05-17 11:33

HELL YEA DUKE IN A MONTH

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-17 11:48

Just what we needed, one more shooter.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-18 2:29

http://tinychat.com/sockmeet

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-25 11:10

"Comment RE: looking at DNF for narrative depth: "It's like Rolling Stone magazine trying to find a deep meaningful message in a Ke$ha song." "
- Randy Pitchford

They worked 14 years to give us a Ke$ha song.
They filled us with excitement and made us wait 14 years for a Ke$ha song.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-25 15:56

>>12 WHO?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-25 16:49

>>13
The president of Gearbox Software (who finished DNF).

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-30 19:16

Watching an LP of it right now, and I was right not to buy it. The old Duke would kick the new Duke's ass any day. The new Duke has shrunk from a no-bullshit kind of guy that nuked shit in the name of pussy, to a narcissist with some sort of low self-esteem issue that's all about saving crappy America. The creators pretty much neutered him, but I guess that says a lot about their intended audience for this game: Narcissistic dorks with low self-esteem. Well, at least it's more Duke than no Duke, I guess.

Name: SFBEGetsRevenge 2011-07-30 21:48

>>15

Duke has a FUCKING MIDLIFE CRISIS????

They should have left that has-been to rot in hell while they had the fucking chance. >:

Name: SBFEsaysFUCKYOU 2011-07-31 9:27

Unlike you who never had one! a LIFE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:53

I felt that DNF was an okay game. Nowhere as good as the legendary Duke 3D though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 9:18

DN3D = Duke is extreme LEFT. (A biker fighting cops, nuking every place he's been in, et.c..)
DNF = Duke is extreme RIGHT. (A national hero HELPING cops, obeying generals and presidents, singing "America, fuck yeah!")
WTF???
I mean I've seen some political George-Lucas-itis before, but this has to be the most extreme case that can ever possibly be.

Name: wenwen 2011-11-05 1:35

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 13:42

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 15:01

3 Name: Spartan 2010-02-18 0:43

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-11 11:20

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 12:15

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 10:51

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 12:32

8 Name: Kainfeldas 2010-10-11 11:39

9 Name: SpetsnazCommando 2011-05-17 11:33

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-17 11:48

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-18 2:29

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-25 11:10

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-25 15:56

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-25 16:49

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-30 19:16

16 Name: SFBEGetsRevenge 2011-07-30 21:48

17 Name: SBFEsaysFUCKYOU 2011-07-31 9:27

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:53

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 9:18

20 Name: wenwen 2011-11-05 1:35