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I didn't know I was popular enough for people to do such a thing.
Perhaps people won't read this, perhaps they will.
Touhou is a fake.
It was a fake name made to scrape off a little bit of Lanced Jack to get popular fast.
I never figured it would ever go anywhere as I had never seen a Lanced Jack post before I started with the tripcode, but it didn't matter.
When I started in fact I was more about imitating a poster from /jp/ known as Haruhi1994, but people quickly started calling me Lanced Jack so I changed plans and went with that.
At the time the only thing I had "known" about Jack is that he used honorifics and tsundere a lot, which I found out was complete bullshit when he came back.
It's really a complete mess when I think about it.
In fact I took a break from the trolling and decided it wasn't worth it, I could never truly troll, I'm not witty enough, but it got the best of me and I started again.
If there is one thing I can honestly say it's that I've never imitated Lanced Jack, I've only tried unsucessfully twice, once when I was Touhou1994 using honorifics and tsundere and the next with arrogance as Touhou1990.
I actually don't do either now and just do my own version of obnoxious posting, but that brings us to the next subject, the real Lanced Jack.
I never though I'd actually meet Jack, but he began to post in my threads Anonymously, then he began to post with his name. Not long after that he had contacted me via MSN and told me how terrible of a clone I am, not that it mattered much as I had already known that.
The hard thing about Jack is that you can never tell when he is really angry, so I've been uncertain what his intentions with me have been ever since then.
I've noticed he has made some lies up about me and spread them, but that really doesn't make sense as almost any attention is good attention, which he knows is a fact.
Whatever his intentions are I just don't feel like having a conflict with him, there's no reason to as I see him as an inspiration (and possibly even an idol).
One thing that irks me though is when /v/ calls me Jack, or when they put me on the same level as him (Referencing me as one of the 3 people killing /v/)
It's terrible to think /v/ could have fell for two shoddy Jack clones, especially when one was just a shot in the dark, but they think someone who is unable to actually troll is anywhere near someone who is able to get 200 posts in 10 minutes or destroy /a/?
Please, that's just your anger issues thinking.
I don't know why I wrote this, nor do I know if anyone will read it, but I may update it in the future, but for now I'll sage it and see. I'll still keep trolling of course, but maybe this will give a better understand of who Touhou is and what he does.
Maybe some of you will learn from this and stop falling for terrible trolling, but then again I gave up on helping you idiots long ago.