Quality Deprived Fagget

Quality Deprived Fagget

    Definition-

    You play shitty video games.



    Examples-

    Spelled "fagget" on purpose to strike a nerve with tools who try to add some meaning to their existence by binding themselves  to the constraints of "proper grammar". QDF for short

    ie: Famitsu listed FFX as the number 1 choice by japanese video game players out of a list of 100 all-time favorite games in  March of 2006. Japanese video game players who voted for FFX are Quality deprived.

    You like Final Fantasy 7.

    You own a psp.

    You're under age and never got to play games worth the price tag they were associated with.

    You let some Quality Deprived Penny-Arcade fanboi drone overhype a game for you. The kinda person who plays the latest  SquareEnix stagnated cashcow rehashfest or Atlus garbage for only 20 mins and starts spasming about how its the "best game  ever" "best fucking game ever" "best fucking game ever-game on muthafuckin gunbound-tales of fucking phantasia-pants off".

    A mindless penny-arcade drone has overhyped a game for you and you were let down cause you are Quality Deprived yourself.

    You play and enjoy MMORPGs.

    You'll play anything SquareEnix shat out, firmly believing SquareEnix can do no wrong.

    Fancy Lads, Knights of Arcadia.

    You're European. A Eurofag who mindlessly supports sony and praises anything Metal gear related, owns a ps2 and also thinks  just because other systems suck that automatically makes ps2 worth while. Just because another system sucks, that does not  make other systems worthwhile. (ie Everyone knows Gamecube sucks, but that does not automatically make PS2 a good system)

    You post on RPGfan, Games Are Fun, Penny-Arcade or Gamefaqs.

    You say "best game ever" or "best fucking game ever" "go buy it" "go play it".

    You link penny-arcade comic strips to the ass ends of the internet the moment you come across something with similar  references to a subject discussed in said comic strip. Upon doing so you proceed to waggle your fingers infront of your mouth  while bouncing your knees slightly and chuckle like an idiot for what you think was a job well done. But in actuality the end  result equals penny-arcade repackaging another opinion for the consumption and later regurgitation of the retarded masses.

    You bought penny-arcade merchandise and then proceeded to post a picture of yourself on the internet with said penny-arcade  merchandise while sporting a shit-eating grin.

    You consider yourself a "gamer". This indicates you have not been playing videogames for a very long time. The term "gamer"  was supposedly coined around 1995 in a promotional video for Nintendo 64.

    (Example of a Quality Deprived Penny-Arcade drones behavior)

    =begin reenactment=
    Hey guys didja hear???

    A NEW JRPG HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED.

    THAT MEANS IT IS TIME TO UPDATE MY FAGGY FORUM AVATAR WITH THE UGLY MUG OF THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM SAID JRPG WHICH WILL NOT  BE RELEASED OUTSIDE OF JAPAN FOR TWO YEARS.
    =end reenactment=


    (Examples of how Quality Deprived Faggets affect others)

    <Joe Six Balls> Hey guys is this game good?

    <Mindless Quality Deprived Penny-Arcade Drone Overhyping a bad product> IT'S THE BEST GAME EVER, GO BUY IT GO PLAY IT!

    <Joe Six Balls> Thanks that's all I needed, I was going to buy it anyways.

    =2 days later=

    <Joe Six Balls> hey this game wasn't so great, I was told it was awesome and the best game ever...

    =6 weeks later=

    How this affects you.

    1) Bad Product sales roll in.

    2) More Similar Bad Products go into production.




    =The Truth Behind Penny-Arcade=



    "That's all PA does. They take whatever GroupThink seems to be repeating and make a comic out of it. Then everybody goes "Yeah, I was just thinking that!" and their popularity rises again.

    Whenever I want to know what all the morons of the world are thinking, even if it's not even remotely true, I just look at PA. They're amazingly good at staying up to date with them."



    "Its just a moneymaking venture. They toady up to idiots who buy t-shirts of whatevershit they sell. Sorta like Hello Kitty, if Kitty was the masturbatory fantasy of some pasty fucks."



    "If you listen to the podcasts of them making the comic, they pretty much surf gaming

    news sites and choose whatever news they can make a comic from.
    Most of the time, at least."



    "And penny-arcade repackages another opinion for the consumption and later regurgitation of the retarded masses."


    Also See: QDF, Penny-Arcade, gamer, video games, vidya games, Penny-Arcader, gamefaqs, gamefaqser, Games are Fun, Games are  Fun-er, RPGFan, RPGFaner, Best Game Ever, World of Warcraft, Quality Deprived, MMORPGs, Everquest, FFXI, Square-Enix, Kingdom  Hearts, Next-gen, PS2, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, Game cube, Game cub, Xbox, Xbox 360, Next-gen games, JRPG, Japanese Role  Playing Game, PSP, Gabe, Tychow, Newer is Better, Expensive is better, Popculture in Videogames,

Shitty copypasta is shitty

>>1
Copypasta, I can tell from the spacing, >>2, remembering the original thread, and having seen quite a few copypasta in my days.

I like R-Type 3 more than Super R-Type.

>>4
fag

>>5
What the fuck, faggot. There's more tactical gameplay in R-Type 3 in deciding what power-ups to get than in most C&C games.

>>1
Copypasta, I can tell from the spacing and having seen quite a few copypasta in my days.

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chickens

see above

huh

Firstly, "American English" is not a dialect or an accent given how many different versions there are of those in the US, and, given its similarity to other versions (Singaporean, Australian, New Zealand English, ect).

The word "dialect" is a little out-dated in the world of contemporary linguistics give how grey the area between "accent" and "dialect" is. The term "language variation" is more commonly used. "American English", "Australian English", "Singaporean English", etc, are all variations of "Standard English", which itself is hard to define. Within these English variations, you have further regional variations, especially in the US (one of the best examples that can be used) more commonly known as Southern, Queens, Boston, New York, etc, accents. But they aren't really "accents" given that there are lexical variations (different words and phrases) attributed to those particular variations.

One of the more common ways to look at this varition is through the theory of a "speech community" (William Labov). This is the notion that stylistic differences in language are based on socioeconomic status, common interests and attitudes towards formality. It provides a good basis for the study of language variation, but is nevertheless flawed (as championed by later linguists) because prescribes language users into pidgeon holes rather than looks at language use as a construct for a model of language variation definition and not vice-versa.

Linguists today use the concept of "Community of practice", which is best used when describing the variations of American Engish (which, as mentioned, it itself a variation). Which is the notion that there are linguistic norms for certain contexts (communities where people talk a certain way) and that people change the way they speak (their "practice") as they move between them. Think about how you speak among your friends compared with how you speak in formal situations. These are two "communities of practice" and you speak differently within them.

The reason why American English is different to others is because their "communities of practice" combined are very different, as you can imagine, from Singapre, Australia, etc. And America has further "dialects" and "accents" because people are brought up in certain collective "comunities of practice" from birth that are different from the collective "communities of practice" as someone from, say, the other end of the country. (Then we're getting into first language aquisition, which is a whole different ball park).

tl:dr- No such thing as "dialect". American English is neither a "accent" or a "language". It is an English variation, and within that ther are further variations that change depending on context and upbringing. It's all one fuck-off HUEG grey area.

chickens

relax.

hey

the ONLY thing i can check off that list is that i have a PSP. and that's only `cause it was $100 including a 4gb memorystick and custom firmware.

Jur all fags.

wut

tl;dr

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>>21
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your dad?

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You forgot one.

Making this thread.

Mmm... stale copypasta still tastes of truth.

tl;dr

Sounds like someone has a frothy murderous hatred towards PA (copypasta notwithstanding)