Nintendo Zombies

1) If you happen to encounter one, the same measures should be taken as if they are a regular zombie, remove or damage the brain, it is the only way to stop them.
2) If you cannot sever the head or damage the brain, start an argument about how inferior and lame Nintendo is compared to just about anything since most of their shit is for kids (10 and under), they will then attempt to defend Nintendo, giving you a chance to run.
Warning: What sets them apart is the ability to projectile vomit harmful and corrosive gimmicks like touch screens and motion sensitive gamplay which can cause serious injury and even death.

This message brought to you by the Sony Defense Force.
"Because $599 isn't that much nowadays, right? ...right?".

This message brought to you by the Turd Shiners Incoroporated.
"Because a shinier piece of shit is obviously superior to innovation" right? ...right?"

nintendo is the best desu

sage

>>4
ちゃんとsageろよ

>>2

Post of the day.

That was some hilarious shit man.

sage