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Fuck Bioshock. METROID:CORRUPTION...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:45 ID:jSYGyEU+

owns me.
Plus Samus gets an up-grade that lets her fire acid out of her vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 11:48 ID:kqzhJ7sN

thort it wz ass mlk lul

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 20:12 ID:MyxLvQe4

NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 21:06 ID:BWJYNm/D

>>1
How are the controls? Compared to gamepads? Mouse/Keyboard?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 1:47 ID:Heaven

I need an american Wii. Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 20:35 ID:qfxVeZLQ

Metriod has sucked since they went 3D. Like so many games that could have been grate they had to go with 3d graphics. Long live 2d.

Name: Age 2007-09-11 22:01 ID:Heaven

>>6
Cock sucking 45 year old illiterate nerd. "Grate"!

Name: OP 2007-09-14 13:03 ID:26R1OT3l

>>4

Better than everything.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-14 14:04 ID:1YgqbHN1

omg lololol u suk rofl penis-hed!!!!1 lololol dig??!? u got penis on haed!! roflmao

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 17:46 ID:inN+lEUp

Metroid is a diamond in the rough that is the Wii's gimicky games libary but still Bioshock is much better in terms of hetrosexuality.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 12:39 ID:L4dvCc3Q

>>1

dude the new metroid sucks my balls so hard. bioshock is overhyped, but at least it isnt the shit pile metroid is

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 23:06 ID:2ywkztjd

LULZ @ THE LAST PART

Name: gar 2007-09-17 23:40 ID:GcTUOb9C

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:37 ID:mzBXjzNj

bioshock has its flaws but it shits all over metroid. the only people who like that game since it went 3D are samus fanboys

Name: Xalros 2007-09-18 23:52 ID:rJGcTa24

As appealing as acidic vaginas are, I prefer the ability to shoot fucking bees out of my arm, and crossbows

Name: anonymous 2007-09-22 0:35 ID:yLen6U+/

Bioshock is good looking but the gameplay is just like Gears of War, lacking.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 1:01 ID:lvfybzbk

Metroid Corruption is good looking, but the gameplay is just like Bioshock, lacking

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 1:13 ID:tfjiOJfh

Metroid Corruption and Bioshock are good looking, but the gameplay is just like life, lacking.

Name: anonymous 2007-09-22 16:17 ID:PcBVQbeW

master cheif is a drug dealer to the world for awesome games, he could kill samus if he wanted!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:42 ID:9F48G3fS

the new metroids have never been up to much. all that anticipation and they all get released as "so so" games. sure fanboys will lap it up but its the same shit repackaged and regardless if you control samus with a wand or a controller theres nothing new.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 21:48 ID:pla32PmJ

Hey yo fuck Metroid Prime (the first ones were actually good, the new ones SUCK) and FUCK the Nintendo Wii.

If I want to play a video game I'm not going to waste precious video game time trying to aim at shit with my shaky ass fingers.

'Cept the new Zelda. But I maintain that that game is better on the Gamecube.

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