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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 13:06 ID:I8hdwfJg

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 7:04 ID:Q1ghuhiw

Sure, there are two metric fuckton sized boats of garbage in the library so far, but that's because these all too general titles are outshined by a selection of gaming that pretty much stands as the pinnacle of games released today. I can't comment on the Wii library as I haven't played one, but there isn't a whole lot on any other platform that I'm willing to stand next to a tv to play for when I can easily pull a two screened 12 button wonder out of my pocket and be enjoying myself in an instant. And yea, everysingle game that everyone on this board and /bfaqs/ thinks is good is actually quite irate shit, but that's to be expected from a bunch of gamefaqs, gaia, and accompanied rejects who wouldn't know what an actually good game were if it were to come over for dinner, eat everyone's food and then rape their mother anally, but again, such ignorance is to be expected and really only to be existentially validated with a short sigh followed by moving on a going back to chou jisai mecha MG or scurge the hive or lunar knights, or whatever else is good out there that you havent finished yet.

There's only one issue I personally have with it though: the complete and utter lack of shooters. Before you mention nanostray and before I kill you for ever trying to call that 3d crapalicious pile of fail a game, and before you go talking about playable pieces of 3d shit like freedom wings, do kindly stick a penis in your ear and fuck what you heard about the shooting genre because you don't understand a fucking thing about it, if you had, you would only agree at the very word shooter and go "yeah, its a damn shame we can't get shit half as good as what freeware pc developers pc developers put out there almost what seems like daily fresh out of japan." But no, you're some stupid zelda fanboy retard who's trying to talk about metroid prime hunters which is a fps and not a shooter at all, and if only 90% of the time a good game, up until that stupidly impossible final boss. And whats worse, is that they have the time to cut port and translate shitty man chess (or "strategy rpgs" as the weeaniggers would have it) clones from the psx era, namely hoshigami, instead of give the same treatment to game it would take a fifth as long to do and actually be any fun. The all-wrong-guess-making publishers and codemonkey bitch ass developers can all kiss my ass for these type of shenanigans and is why until I fucking see a real shooting title on my platform, I will never pay for another cartridge in my life.

Sure, it isn't all bad, sure, there's some genuinely new and genuinely good stuff out there for it, but there's no substitute for the real reason gaming was invented: TO DODGE BULLETS AND SHOOT SHIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? And no, a twinbee cab being portulated on the konami classics collection doesn't count either, but it's a step in the appropriate direction, so in the least, maybe there is hope for the future, but it doesn't seem bloody fucking likely, because its been 2 years and aint shit has changed, only thing that happened was someone made a damn promising looking beauty (that's Raid over the River if'n' you've been sitting under a rock of fail called /v/), tried to get it published and got denied. Which of course, does nothing to qwell my discontent on this matter, quite the opposite in fact, but that's not really all that different from any other given situation, now is it shitface?

Fuck you and goodnight.

Name: 404 2007-09-02 7:14 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 21:04 ID:Heaven

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