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A certain man in the household has to have the AC cranked up so hard my nipples stiffen upon entering my domicile. Needless to say it's fuckin' cold. So, I just turn on the 360 and I'll be damned if the room doesn't heat up a degree or two. However, until Halo 3 comes out, all it really functions as is a space heater. Any other   alternate uses for game consoles?

If there is no tissue or sock readily available, you can masturbate right into the consoles drive bay. I discovered this extra use for game consoles a while back.