Fuck year! Posting in an almost 3-months-dead thread, having just finished the story of Nurse-kun and Amput-tan on ED! Well, I feel cheated, to say the least, that I wasn't around when this was going on (having not discovered 4Chan until about 2009. inb4 'lurk moar' and such.) Well, here's to hoping Nurse-kun and Ampu-tan DIDN'T die in a car accident, and at least, if they did, Ampu-tan didn't actually survive and have to live with losing everything AGAIN.
It is, to say the least, a hard story to swallow as fact, but fuck it! This story touched me in the two places the average /b/tard has never been felt: his heart and his PENIS! I loved the story, and would gladly see the return of Nurse-kun with a grin and absolute joy.
But, as all good things must come to an end, I regret but accept the fact that Nurse-kun has virtually dissappeared for 2 years. If he was a troll, he must be dead or bored. If he was a man, he was a miserable little pile of secrets (j/k, but enough talk!)
So I sage this thread with my heartfelt message, not because it's one big lie, but because I know that there is no point to enraging my fellow 4Channers by necro-bumping. I did that enough as an ACTUAL newfag.
... Well, I don't really know how to end this, so...