Talking Shit

Help me, Anonymous.  I cannot get my cousin to stop talking shit to me about every game on earth.  It starts with him thinking he's the untouchable son of god, before we even start playing anything!  Then when the actual game comes around (if it even gets that far), I whip his ass like always.  Then he'll pretend like nothing happened.

So, I want to know how to hit him where it hurts, since just beating him doesn't seem to change anything.

Come on guys, at least tell me if I'm on the right track.  The last time we played a fighter, I beat him with only throws.  In another match, I beat him with his own character.

The answer is let him talk shit and whoop his ass on the game.

RAPE HIM/HER.

>>1
Maybe he has ADD, or short-term memory..

he probably knows he'll lose and just sucks at irony. and/or you suck at recognizing it.
or he's just a dick and you have to stick it in his pooper.

>>6
How can someone stick something up a DICK's pooper? He must be an asshole and the OP is a dick. That makes much more sense.

>>7

Try /d/

>>8
no u

>>7
>>9

Different person ^_^

>>10
no u