FFXI Hack thread alpha force GO

ITT Anonymous kindly tells me how to hack FFXI for mad gils/claims and where to download the programs to do so.  Also, Anonymous realizes that OP is a computer tard, and so anon will have to use small words to explain the hacking process.

Step 1: Become a non-computer tard.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
Step 3.5: Get banned.

... so make sure to IGE your gil to screw other people over more!