WoW

What class should I be?

rogue : for when you like to kick them in the kidneys, making individual targets suffer... when everything goes well... if not... youre dead

warrior : for when you really think the enemy cannot hurt you enough to kill you, nuff said, in a party you will be the one who takes the enemies head on... to take the dammage since you can...

hunter : fear my arrows and ... possibly my pet too... i will never be alone... as long as i dont forget to feed my pet

warlock : hehe, dark magic, do i need to say more ? curse you enemy... then i will unleash my shadow magic on you and i will make you suffer... and if i cant do it alone, i will spawn some demon for my own bidding... hmm, soul chard... evil * evil laughter )

mage : magic is my game and killing enemies is my fame... kinda hard class if you dont know what youre doing ( no... really... )

priest : heh, the class anyone wants to party with... not really weak to solo either... worth checking out... just remember, priest have shadowspells, check out the racials on this one... its worth it ^_^

paladin : see warrior... replace rage for mana... give it a healing spell... and the same armor...
pro : doenst die that fast since it can heal, con : isnt as good in keeping the fight head on with the enemy... cant taunt them so to say... but i'll swing my mighty mallet at you ( yawn )

shaman : keep the hell away from me, or i will spawn a dildo out of the ground... ehh... yea, dildo 0_o
do this when youre bored...

druid : for the versatile player ^^ think of it as a class that can eventually shapeshift into a bear ( sorta warrior ) a cat ( sorta rogue ) and... a moonkin... no idea... stay away, in non shapeshift form, well, its a caster... keep in mind, druids are VERY versatile, since they can do warrior, rogue, and priest tricks, but they are not as strong as the real class...
still, i love them ^_^

being a paladin is like racing in the special olympics. even if you win, you're still retarded

Just be a fury spec warrior and duel weild. Then you get the high armor value of warriors, and the high speed, high DPS output of a rogue... almost.

Either way, fury spec warriors own face

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.