Penny Arcade in a Nutshell

Message from Gabe & Tychow]: Hey guys we're just like you! We'll say what you want to hear and say what you're thinking. Please buy into our bullshit and give us money.

You respect us for the views you imagine we share with you. While we pretend to be connecting with a quality deprived tool superior intellectual such as yourself. Great minds do think alike!

And we'll use proper grammar when interacting with you, just so you'll think some importance has been added to your life which we imagine you find a lacking satisfaction of.

Unfortunately you probably have summer school to attend, after that, possibly swim lessons - oh God, what am I thinking?  You're slated for three months of sitting in your parents' basement eating Cheetos and surfing 4chan to find stuff to bitch about.