I bet if the bald and fat kid who writes for the penny websight did not have other fat people to read his websight he would buy a gun for being so fat and angry at the world because he's fat.
OMG WHAT DOES HE DO WITH TEH GUN?!>!?1
SHOOT HIMSELF!!? SHOOT OTHERS!?!/!
THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!1!!!!!!!
EXTRA EXCLAMATIONS TO GET THE POINT ACROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!