4chan Mugen

After seeing the shop of the 4chan fighting game, I got an idea. My and my friend has decided to make a 4chan mugen. This will all be original spriting and everything. So Now I ask you, fellow 4chan, which characters to include? Of course the obvious choices are:

1. PedoBear (With brian Peppers Rape special)
2. Cock Mongler
3. Happy Negro
4. O rly owl
5. The fucking cat (Tom)

Please remember that we are just men and can't possibly make a character just because he had a 30 post thread in /b/ one month ago.

Pedobear = an stupid attempt by geeky pedophiles to make pedophilia legal all over the world.

The rest are either YTMND rejects or are just more stupid.

Overall 4chan Mugen just sounds like Mortal Kombat with child sex instead of bloody violence. >: