Thanksgiving is over, happy Winters.

"Dear God: We thank you for allowing evolution to eventually turn descendants of the savage dinosaur into a
walking ball of delicious meat with a tiny head. Amen".

I finally ate two weeks of left-overs. The cranberry sauce was blended and mixed into "kool-aid" juice. Ice-cream and pie was given to the fatter people in my family who were leaving.
The breaded stuffing was trashed [MSG is a neurotoxin that causes headaches]. The potatoes were mixed into the shredded ham. The turkey was de-boned, blended and put into sandwiches.

Ideally, thanksgiving should be more about salads and pizza. Not awful ancient food that reminds us of how bad our ancestors had it. I understand now why my uncle had to get drunk off of his spiked egg-nog in order to enjoy the dry, tasteless bird.
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