microwaves...

so i didnt feel like walking all the way down to the cafeteria and i was fixing myself some soup at hand.

i have a new microwave.

it has a rotary.


...
the fucking soup fucking jumped
and spilled all in my fucking microwave.

shoulda put in a tooth pick or chop stick so bubbles could form and the water could boil
instead it didnt have bubbles it got superheated and exploded