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what would become of me if...?

Name: lucs96 2009-11-05 23:50

hey!!! my name is lucas, im 13, its all about a bet i had with my friends.

what would happen to me and become of me if it was possible to shrink me down to ant size, and our torougbred stallion max would swallow me unknowigly after my friends would put me into his water bucket??

i know a horse is a vegetarian so it can only process plant foods! so I told my frinds that i believe of course that i could easily pass through max witout any harm to me and i would prove my friends wrong, who said, max would turn me into metane of his to pass, what I don't understand waht they mean with that, max and i are best friends and he would never do any harm to me.

the only problem i see is that my friends would need to hold a bucket under max when he lifts his tail a day later to save me from faling to the ground. my friends would need to grow me back to normal size of course and my they would make a very stupid face seing me again^^ i realy hope there will be somthin like a shrink ray in the future so i could prove my friends wrong!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 12:36

You would die.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 0:58

this thread rules.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 0:44

The digestive system of a horse would kill an ant immediately. The acidity of any mammal's insides would be enough to kill an ant. Generally speaking, a horse interior is a hostile place.

Besides, a horse's tounge is very abrasive, and they chew things a lot. I doubt an ant would survive even the initial gulping process.

Nanotechnology is likely to develop before shrinking rays. By then, you'll be able to see inside your horse without being eaten. Until then please stay out of your horse.

Name: eugenics 101 2009-12-15 0:30

This has bee intriging and buring issue for me as beed apparent as well,

Ye old' littrerature this been done over and over
read moby dick and alice through the lookng glass. or even better "old Mother Hubbard"

Yt should be noted that ants are insects and therefore do not have lungs BYT do 'breath' air
it should be noted that ants breath throgh holes in their exoskeleton; therefore they cannot be deprived of oxygen or may die.

Of course if a human was to climb inside a life horse they would collapse unconsoius due the the methane (produced buy the cow digesting the cud) so it would not matter kust how large they were!


#' AND FINALLY are we are in the futuree of something (?)

we now have the technologhy!

the ant can be places in a small sealled swallowable tube with some ant food and ant bed and the air to be sealed and calculated.

AND with stem cells, clones and designer babies tou could simply clone yoursef a micro version to get awallowed up by the horse!


(n/b/BTW we alreaddhy hva shrinking machines try putting an empty pack of crisps iny uour microwave for 10 - 15 secods

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 1:00

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 10:02

>im 13,

stopped reading right there

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 10:07

>>8
QUOTE FAILURE
Stopped reading right there. Also, way to bump an old thread, jerkface.

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