Marinate a nice steak in mayonnaise in the sun for 8 hours. Serve rare.
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Anonymous2009-05-24 23:23
mayonnaise has lemon juice right? I'll try again:
Eat coconuts by catching them in your mouth as they fall from trees.
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Anonymous2009-05-24 23:27
Of course a coconut isn't a fruit at all... hmmmmmmm
Eat a pineapple like an apple.
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Anonymous2009-05-24 23:31
"Though the pineapple is technically not a single fruit, but a sorosis. The fruits of a hundred or more separate flowers grow on the plant spike. As they grow, they swell with juice and pulp, expanding to become the "fruit.""