what the fuck is american food

lived there for a year, still have no fucking clue. american food consisted of crap wrapped in plastic and occasional some homemade shit nuggets vaguely resembling real food.

is that food? shit? you think shit is food? plz

OK guys, here's the deal.

Anything with peanuts or corn is fucking American. If I make a pizza and say "American food" you say "No it's Italian."

Bullshit. If you've eaten Italian-pizza, then you know it's different toppings and shit from American. "OK, it's a ripoff of Italian."

Well, if that's your metric, anything using corn in Europe is a ripoff of American food because corn comes from the US. Repeat ad nauseum with other foods that originate here.

Beyond that, chili was invented in the fucking States. That's American. And you can make it healthy and tasty with proper skills.

And Italian food is not a ripoff of anything? Bullfuckingshit. Noodles came from China via Marco Polo, so Italian just rips off Chinese food by your metric. And don't get me started on the seafood-based Italian recipes, which co-opt Hellenic recipes and recipes taken from all over the Roman empire.

Etc. etc. etc.