Weight-loss foods?

It seems I've started putting on weight, and I need to lose my stomach before I become fat. (With clothes on people still think I'm thin. With clothes off... not so much.) However I put the weight on because I eat when bored. And with like 16 hours a day of doing nothing, I'm bored a lot.
So basically I need some decent low calorie foods that don't taste like crap on their own, but I can eat endless amounts of to keep my metabolism high, and still lose weight.
Any ideas?

Water + Crackers

how about instead of eatting when you're boerd you got out and run or something, dumbass

celery, stuff with lots of cellulose because you can't digest cellulose, and you'll have large pleasurable turds

the more cellulose you eat, the more flammable your turds will be as well

2/4: Cheers. 4 in particular: Will cucumbers work rather than celery? Celery is a bit meh, whereas I love cucumber.

3: There is absolutely nowhere around here to run. I love to go running, and used to do it all the time with my friends, but I've moved to an area where it's not that plausible.

Your mom loves cucumber.

>>6
dont even know how to do that...

>>1
none the onyl solution stop eating or eat less

coocumbers

>>9
If you stop eating, or eat less, your metabolism slows down to your newer, lowered calorie/fat intake. That's why starvation diets take off a few pounds, and then stop completely. You have to eat healthy, rather than just not eating, in order to lose weight.

>>8
If you mean you don't know how it's possible to move to a place where running isn't that possible, it's because this is an incredibly built up area, no parks or anything. If I go running through the town in the day I'll look like a retard, if I go running in the night I'll get stabbed. ALOT.

i just ordered jenny craig. you should do that~

>>11
when you get stabbed some of the fat will come off

Start smoking ore do drugs, usually helps.

great answer smartass

Try an organic diet? It doesn't take a genius to know what's heathly or not.

Chew gum when you get bored, or drink water. Try finding something to do instead of being bored all day, sounds dull as shit.

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Stop eating, fatass.

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