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HOW DOES I CURE FLU?

Name: anonymous 2007-09-30 15:15 ID:yIHXAADe

MY FRIEND HAS FLU NOT AVIAN FLU OR STOMACH FLU JUST REGULAR FLU, SO I ASK /b/ IN ALL IT'S WIZDOM, HOW DO I CURED FLU

Name: McPeePants 2007-09-30 16:17 ID:PEfsS1L8

There is no cure, you just have to treat it the best you can and wait for the persons body to do the work of killing it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-05 17:36

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

I TOLD YOU

YOU HAD TO SAY "POST 1000 GIGABYTES OF PORN ON /B/ AND HE WILL RECOVER SOON"

Name: McPeePants 2007-10-06 23:30

NEVAR!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 0:07

Drinking lots of black tea helps

Name: McPeePants 2007-10-07 0:40

It may help, but it does not cure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 19:05

I got over my last flu with good old vitamin C. That's cocaine, not ascorbic acid.

Name: Joe Goolis 2007-10-09 23:22

Arby's has racist commercials and the food tastes like shit.  Well, maybe the food isn't so bad if you like the taste of monkey balls dipped in grease.

Name: McPeePants 2007-10-11 13:09

You can drink my sperm.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 7:48

Fisting cures the common cold.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 14:39

Hams, Cunts, and Steam

Name: Saudag 2007-10-24 17:28

Dammit, I did Steam, Ham and Cunts.
Wrong order. *Sigh*

Name: Dr Wang 2007-10-24 17:47

drink lots of alcohol until he dies or is cured. GOOD LUCK

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-26 1:25

dip your head ina titanium bucket with motlen lead. then. ur problem is solved

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-24 16:13

Sleep, piss and drink water.

It's that simple.

Also If you can afford it: toast, applesauce and zinc.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 11:53

>>18
If he's not vomiting then he should also take an antipyretic to lower his fever, such as ibuprofen, acetaminophen, or acetylsalicylic acid.

But this thread is over [u]5 years old[u] and is barely food related. These threads never get deleted; sage when posting!

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