FAP

gimme yo best stories.
that i can fap to.

made up, real, whatever.

PLEASE!

No replies yeT!?
COME ON!

You have an unusual magnetic personality.  Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.

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her goes. Hold onto your dong coz it's about to burst.

*snaps fingers*

Ok, *takes off cardigan and reveals wrinkled old chest*

*goes to watch Countdown with a cheese and caugette bake*

*because she's so old, she throw's it all up over her bare chest. looks down at the mess and then up at you provocatively*

*beckons you over to rub the cheesy vomit into her moulding old chest, with a coy toothless grin on her face*

*fade to black*

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