poop

This thread is about poop. What is your favorite poop? Color, consistence etc...

I like it firm. Not too hard so it hurts, not too soft so it smears your ass cheeks on the way out.

Color: Standard brown. Light brown is disgusting.

I'm fond of my cat's poop. I follow her to the catbox so I don't get any of that icky sand in it, and then I season it with Dash and toast it in my Hello Kitty Toaster that makes Hello Kitty Toast. Therefore it's Hello Kitty flavor is that much more potent.

is it true that when you eat just yogurt and pretzels your poop's white?

I know that it is white after you have one of those barium x-rays.

Try this...unscrew the shower head in your bathroom so you are just left with the hose. Ram the hose a little bit up yours asshole. Then turn on the water slowly till you start to get really bloated and turn it off when you start to get pretty bad cramping. Than sit down on your toilet and just let it rip. OMG it's going to be the biggest shit you have ever experienced. It just keeps coming and coming out with such force. And if you do this several times you won't have to shit for over a week.

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Hey thanks! I feel great now.

I like the type 4

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