is subway not the best fast food ever?

first i don't care how healthy it is or not. i have never known a more heavenly food item that is the turkey sub. it tastes amazing every time. some stores vary in quality but the one near me is really good.

it's just sad when it's lunch time and there are 50 people waiting in line and you know it'll take ages so you just go somewhere else.

What?  Beef jerky is a pretty healthy food, and it's as old as shit.

How the fuck does the age of a food determine it's health attributes?  Unless the meat is crawling with parasites or stinks like rotten meat, it's perfectly fine.