Rice

What are great things you can do with rice? 

White rice, a raw egg, and little soysauce mixed together has been a favorite of mine, with the risk of salmonella providing the extra sense of danger.  I don't know if there's a specific name for this.

I don't understand why anyone eats non-sticky rice, because it fucking sucks. There's no substitute for long-grain sticky rice. Oh, and potatoes are boring.