Cancelled foods you'd like to see again

Pepsi Clear
Cookies and Cream Twix
Mcdonald's Mushroom and Onion Burger
Powerpuff Girls Cereal
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal
Nintendo Cereal System

Lol


Tastycake
oms noms
people
fishheads,(in america) they are for sure the best part

vanilla coke. not sire if its cancelled, but i never see it

Ben and Jerry's Wavy Gravy icecream!!

BRING BACK WONDERBALLS
fuck this choking hazard shit. Kinder Surprise has been doing just fine for years.

One thing that I'm not sure was ever sold in the States is this cereal called Banana Bubbles.  I used to see commercials for it all the time on Sky One when I lived in Germany and the demand for this stuff became so great that the local commissary actually had some of the stuff shipped in from the UK.  It really did taste like a milkshake just like the commercial said.

Long John Silver's Filet O'Penis. They only had it on the menu that one night that the wild-eyed dude was running like the WHOLE restaurant all by himself. He was all nervous about something, maybe 'cause there was no one there and the freezer was screaming.

cheese danishes from McDonalds!!! Fukn assholes, whyd they stop sellin them! They used to heat em up before they served them! Too damn good! n banana quik powder FRom here in the US though, The one from UK tastes like fukn gum! The Arch deluxe was aight too! Big bell beefer from taco belch! WWF cereal, And they also used to sell these apple pies and cherry pies that came with free mini flip books from teenage mutant ninja turtles part 2. Those were awesome!!! but those you buy at a supermarket. Rice krispies marshmellow cereal from back in the day was my fave

forgot to add the mini soda cans they used to have of Mario Bros. they were half the size of a reg. can and they had mario cola, luigi lemon lime i think and princess peach, toad, and koopa! I miss those a lot

As a britfag, here are some discontinued things I miss:

Honeycomb Yorkie bars
Blackcurrant Tango
Wotsits Wafflers
Snapple Elements
Coke with Lemon
"Secret" bars (they had like, chocolate mousse in the middle, and covered in whipped thin strandy chocolate)
Doritos 3Ds
Scampi N' Lemon NikNaks

Surge and Clear Cola

Hooper Hooch

Mountain Dew Pitch Black was fantastic.

The claim that it is a "fact" that all living things evolved from a common ancestor is really just a way to protect Darwinism from critical analysis. Most Darwinists use equivocation, that is changing the meaning of a term in the middle of an argument. The many meanings of the words evolution, theory, science, and fact are exploited by them to distract their critics. Darwinists have been unable to refute intelligent design with evidence because it is unfalsifiable, so they rely on a self-serving definition of science that excludes it from serious consideration. Intelligent design is as scientific as Darwinism unless "science" is arbitrarily defined to permit only natural explanations.

Intelligent design is not scientific, so it can't be published in peer-reviewed scientific journals. How do we know it's not scientific? Because it isn't published in peer-reviewed scientific journals. Catch-22!

"The phrase 'the fossil record' sounds impressive and authoritative. As used by some persons, as intended, intimidating, taking on the aura of esoteric truth as expounded by an elite class of specialists. But what is it, really, this fossil record? Only data in search of interpretation. All claims to the contrary that I know, and I know several, are so much superstition." - Fossil expert Gareth Nelson 1978

"No fossil is buried with its birth certificate. That, and the scarcity of fossils, means that it is effectively impossible to link fossils into chains of cause and effect in any valid way whether we are talking about the extinction of the dinosaurs, or chains of ancestry and descent. To take a line of fossils and claim that they represent a lineage is not a scientific hypothesis that can be tested, but an assertion that carries the same validity as a bedtime story - amusing, perhaps even instructive, but not scientific." - Evolutionary biologist Henry Gee 1999

"Throughout 150 years of the science of bacteriology, there is no evidence that one species of bacteria has changed into another... Since there is no evidence for species changes between the simplest forms of unicellular life, it is not surprising that there's no evidence for evolution... throughout the whole array of higher multicellular organisms." - Bacteriologist Alan H. Linton 2001

"Darwinism by itself did not produce the Holocaust, but without it neither Adolf Hitler nor his Nazi followers would have had the necessary "scientific" underpinnings to convince themselves and their collaborators that one of the world's greatest atrocities was really morally praiseworthy." - Historian Richard Weikart

corn pringles

arch-deluxe
angry whopper
vanilla coke
coke lime (non-diet, was awesome and only lasted like 3 weeks)

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>>456
There are still Angry Whopper's where I live.
:)

Vanilla coke

After eating most of the calf I look at myself in the mirror. There is grease all over my face. And then I start to eat at random. I bite her little toe. It still smell of her feet. I stab the knife into her arch and see the red meat deep inside. I thrust my fingers inside and dig out the meat and put it in my mouth. It tastes okay. Then I stab the knife into her armpit. Ever since I saw it under her yellow sleeveless top I wondered how it would taste this good.  The wonderful taste cheers me up and I devour her underarm up to the elbow.

Finally I cut off her private parts. When I touch the pubic hair it has a very bad smell. I bite her clit, but it won't come off, it just stretches.  So I throw it in the frying pan and pop it in my mouth. I chew very carefully and swallow it. It is so sweet.

After I swallow it, I feel her in my body and get hot. I turn the body over and open her buttocks, revealing her anus. I scoop it out with my knife and try to put it in my mouth. It smells too much. I put it in the frying pan and throw it in my mouth. It still smells. I spit it out. I go into the next room. It smell of fat, like I've been frying a chicken.

It's been twenty-four hours now. Some huge flies hover and buzz in the bathroom. I try to chase them away, but they came back. They swarm on her face. They seem to tell me that I've lost her forever. It is no longer her. Where is she? She's gone far away. I've broken her. Like a child who breaks his toy. I try to use an electric knife to cut her body. It doesn't work. It just makes a loud sound. I use a hatchet. I strike several times. It's hard work. I strike her thigh. Her body jumps up. If she could feel, it would have hurt.

Finally the thigh separates from her body. I bite it again, like I would bite a chicken leg. Then I cut off her arms. It is even harder than the thigh. I use the electric knife again. It makes a shrill sound, like the sound of her shrill voice. It works this time. Her hand still wears a ring and a bracelet. When I see her long fingers I am driven by another impulse. I use her hand to masturbate. Her long fingers excite me.

=( no more spanish omelet bagel sandwich...

wall's coconuts feasts...

Mountain Dew Game Fuel.  Like a cheap energy drink.

>>459
Same here, even though I'm not a big soda drinker, I very much enjoyed Vanilla Coke.

There are a lot of people who want Kraft to part with the recipe or start making it again.  If you are not culturally aware of what Postum is, or you don't like it, then fine; but don't attack someone who does.  Your attempts to be funny render you a fool.

white chocolate snickers bars

>>467
oh god i would kill for that

the "green apple balls" they used to sell at at the sweet factory. They were filled with goo on the inside and my altime favorite candy. My soul died a little bit when i read that they possibly will never be sold again!

Onion flavoured squeeze cheeze.

This thread is nearly 5 years old.
Also,
dunkaroos

I'm craving o'boisies and I just found out they are making them again! It started in Idaho, but I'm not sure how much it has spread. Supposedly the place to look for them is in Dollar Tree stores.
I also miss crystal pepsi, but the first batch of it. The second I thought tastes like liquid balogna. Ew.
Ecto cooler was my favorite of the hi-c stuff.
Shocktarts are sorely missed.
Taco bell had a bacon club buritto or something that was amazing but it's gone. Same with their spicy chicken.

Powerpuff Girls Cereal
What!

frankenberry cereal

>Nintendo Cereal System
LOLWUT

frankenberry cereal

Frankenberry's not dead.  I have a box I bought the other day.  Go to Big Lots.

Monterey Jack Doritos

Pepsicona was the shit i loved that soda thats my favorite kind pepsi

Those peanuts that weren't actually peanuts, they had chocolate in them and OH GOD PLANTERS, BRING THEM BACK!!!!!