hardware noob

sup /comp/.

i want to get the basics on hardware.
basic theory, types and classification, and how to chose parts
and assemble them into a working pc.

any suggestions for info?

http://jumbofiles.com/a9j53xwsyj9r
Publisher: Course Technology | 2009(!) | ISBN: 1435497783 | Pages: 1344

>how to chose parts
>chose
>o
ishygddt

You cant even go 24 minutes without touching yourself, FAIL.