How do I become moot?

Or at least become like him? I'd like to own a famous site, make bank bro! and get chicks from various age groups. How do I do this? I dont know programming or wish to learn it. I know HTML and CSS and a bit of PHP and using mySQL.

1. Steal open source Japanese PHP script
2. Attract pedophiles, and weeaboos to your site
3. Read the Talmud
4. Pray to G-d
5. Become a fierce Zionist
6. Jews will give you some of their Jew gold
7. ???
8. Profit

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Enough said.