Hacked

I know that nothing is probably going to amount from this, but a hacker whose first name is aaron is screwing over one of my friends life. As of now I have only his first name, but I also know that he was able to shut down the pentagons website for over an hour. He was able to get info on both my friend and his gf and is threatening to tell her dad (she is not yet in college and neither is he) who doesn't allow her to be in a relationship. If he finds out he will pull the plug on everything. My friend has become really attached to his gf and he might even become suicidal if their relationship is broken up. Again, I know that this was probably pointless, but I wanted to see If i could get some intelligent response to this.

>>1
Hack him back.
Didn't you see any 80's movies?
You just type really fast in a command prompt and say shitty  jokes and allegories, then when you're sick of doing that, or when the leader tells you to speed up, just say "Juuuuuust aaaaabooooouuut, DONE!" or "aaaallllmooooooooost gooooooot iiiiiiit, YEAH!"

Before you even know it, you're in!

..."In what", you ask?
The "Mainframe" and/or "Database" of course!