The NOC

so who works in a network operations center AKA NOC.  I'm the NOC administrator where I work.  We like to find words or phrases that sound like noc and apply them to us.  for example:
DO YOU SMEEEEEELLL what the NOC is cooking??
NOC NOC NOCing on heaven's door.
and we're all going to get some sweet tats that say "NOC LIFE"

At my place of employment we call those fuckers the Notworking Operations Center.