# FORTRAN --"the infantile disorder"--, by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today: it is now too clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use.
# PL/I --"the fatal disease"-- belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set.
# It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
# The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.
# APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of the future for the programming techniques of the past: it creates a new generation of coding bums.
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Anonymous2008-01-25 2:20
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE.
Name:
Anonymous2008-01-26 1:15
# C -- fuckin' shit needs to quit bitching about semicolons.
# BASH -- what the FUCK is "fi", "esac"? Hippies on drugs.
# Assembler -- belongs more to the HEY INTEL YOUR INSTRUCTION SET SUCKS BIG CISC DONKEY DICK
# Lisp)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
# Java -- public static int main WHAT?
# C# -- FUCK YOU MICROSOFT
# D -- Your logic is retarded, C++ has already failed
# C++ -- const_cast<reinterpret_case<static_cast<WHAT???>>>