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All these languages suck

Name: Dijkstra 2008-01-24 23:54

# FORTRAN --"the infantile disorder"--, by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today: it is now too clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use.
# PL/I --"the fatal disease"-- belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set.
# It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
# The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.
# APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of the future for the programming techniques of the past: it creates a new generation of coding bums.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 2:20

THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-26 1:15

# C -- fuckin' shit needs to quit bitching about semicolons.
# BASH -- what the FUCK is "fi", "esac"?  Hippies on drugs.
# Assembler -- belongs more to the HEY INTEL YOUR INSTRUCTION SET SUCKS BIG CISC DONKEY DICK
# Lisp)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
# Java -- public static int main WHAT?
# C# -- FUCK YOU MICROSOFT
# D -- Your logic is retarded, C++ has already failed
# C++ -- const_cast<reinterpret_case<static_cast<WHAT???>>>

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-26 1:16

# Perl (&#$(*&^#$*&*&^#$*&(^#$(*&#$(*&#$(*798hKSVJn(*&HY(#(*Y#(*$YU#(*$U#(*$& VALID CODE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 22:26

C is old and retards the brain

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 11:18

gb2/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 22:15

So what do you think of Ruby?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 3:22

you obciously have not acheived satori.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 13:17

>>8
You obviously have not achieved literacy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 17:59

>>4
Unmatched `(' at -e line 1

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 18:18

>>9
i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 18:38

>>9
i do not need literacy to spell correctly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 2:45

>>12
No you just need a functional brain. Better luck next time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 4:19

>>13
wow you are hardcore. can you teach me to be a witty badass like yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 10:39

>>14
Faggot detected

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 22:17

>>15
wow you are hardcore. can you teach me to be a witty badass like yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 23:06

# Ruby - This means all data in Ruby is an object, in the sense of Smalltalk: no exceptions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 23:18

>>17
Faggot detected

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:34

>>18
wow you are hardcore. can you teach me to be a witty badass like yourself

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:35

Wow, >>1 and >>2 sound like real experts. I must believe their words as truth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 18:21

i wish that i was a badman like you :'(

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 18:23

>>21
You shouldn't - sure, he looks all cool and elite on the surface, but underneath he is totally unhappy with his life

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 19:03

>>22
Everyone is totally unhappy with their life. You might as well look cool at the same time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 13:25

Read SICP faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 5:29

>>24
how well can you scheme?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 13:51

>>23
Everyone is totally unhappy with their life. You might as well suck cocks at the same time.

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 13:45


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