OK its time I be honest with you all now. Yes, I am just a retarded troll that can't stop trolling. It is not an easy life, waking up each morning wondering who am I going to troll today, not knowing whether you are going to make it through another day. Its such a lonely existence, and people always just take your work for granted, like it didn't make you stay up all night worrying about the correct wording and grammer, and how it will be received by your peers. Well I suggest you take a walk in a trolls shoes before you get down and start insulting them. I can assure you, it is not an easy life!
Since typing this, I have made progress towards reform, I have decided to quit trolling forever, and I have joined a 12 step reform group called Anonymous Anonymous where you learn to give up hiding behind the wall of anonymity and take responsibilty for all the users lives you have ruined through reckless trolling. Its early days yet, but I promise I will keep you guys posted.