How to get free stuff from the internet, like Amazon gift certificates and shit:
Step 1: Install Firefox autoreloader:
http://tinyurl.com/32wqmn
Step 2: Go to this site:
http://tinyurl.com/ynkurk
and sign up. Make sure to uncheck the box that lets them send you email offers and garbage.
Step 3: Go to the search page at that site and input any search. (internet hate machine, etc.)
Step 4: Set Firefox to autoreload the page every 5 seconds.
Step 5: ?????
Step 6: Profit! I won a $5 gift certificate in the first 15 minutes. It might take longer, but if you just set it up and leave it every day, you get tons of free shit. (Make sure to check your "My Prizes" page periodically)