NOOOOOOOOOOB

Dow did I used mIRC?

YOU SUCK NIGGER COCK UNTIL IT BLEEDS AND THEN VOTE REPUBLICAN.

AFTER THAT, A CATACLYSMIC VOID WILL OPEN, THEREBY INTRODUCING AN IONIC DISTRUBANCE THAT OPENS MIRC.HLP.

BUT IT DOESN'T WORK UNTIL YOU PRESS F1.