generic computer copypasta

Hint: Stop thinking you're cool because you use Linux/Mac OS.

I'm going to give you a little lecture right now.

I have been using the computer for practically all of the 15 years I've been on this Earth, and I grew up on Microsoft, and this has had no effect on whether or not I will use it for the rest of my life. It only made it clear it suited my needs perfectly, and I think Microsoft is a fine company.

I am a gamer. Macintosh does not provide in the category. Neither does Linux.

I am a writer. Both Linux and Macintosh provide here; does this mean I should change to them? No.

I am neither a programmar, nor a graphics artist. If I ever become one, I'll consider Linux, or Macintosh, or whatever there is. Until then, I'm happy with Microsoft. Please cease acting superior simply because you use a most likely obscue niche OS. You're just as bad as a weeaboo or emo.

Hint: Stop thinking you're cool because you use brief/panty.

I'm going to give you a little lecture right now.

I have been using the loincloth for practically all of the 15 years I've been on this Earth, and I grew up on cotton, and this has had no effect on whether or not I will use it for the rest of my life. It only made it clear it suited my needs perfectly, and I think cotton is a fine material.

I am a giggolo. Leather does not provide in the category. Neither does Fur.

I am a man-whore. Both Leather and Fur provide here; does this mean I should change to them? No.

I am neither a priest, nor a mormon. If I ever become one, I'll consider Leather, or Fur, or whatever there is. Until then, I'm happy with Loincloth. Please cease acting superior simply because you use a most likely obscue niche material. You're just as bad as a furry.