Hi, morans who don't use Windows!

Why the fuck are you stupid enough to do it?  For ePenis needs?

But there's a lot of cool things you can't do without Windows, faggots!

Don't like Windows?  What's the matter?  Too BLAZING FAST / ROCK SOLID / DESKTOP READY for you?

Linux?  I liked it better when it was called DOS.

Windows sucks and every good OS has a method of running windows apps and games solidly? hurf durf.