Hi, morans who don't use Windows!

Why the fuck are you stupid enough to do it?  For ePenis needs?

But there's a lot of cool things you can't do without Windows, faggots!

Don't like Windows?  What's the matter?  Too BLAZING FAST / ROCK SOLID / DESKTOP READY for you?

Linux?  I liked it better when it was called DOS.

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RAGE!

Please use correct capitalization and punctuation.  Also, please do not put sentences on separate lines, it's pure unadulterated faggotry.

If you want to make paragraphs, just press carriage return twice (assuming your carriage return key also moves down a line).