Vista vs. Linux - Which is REALLY better?

I'm sick of this "just get more ram!" bullshit. My 286 did almost as much functionality-wise as my current multi-ghz machine. Yeah, really. Sure, there was no multi-tasking, but I did the mostly the same things as I do today.
Hello, fuckers, just because you can eat ram doesn't mean you should. It costs money and also reduces the number of programs you can run.
I can see it now: in another ten years programs will have minimum footprint of 1GB, but they'll just do more of the same.

Windows is for lazy cunts who can't bother to learn anything about the overpriced computer they buy every 6 months (replacing the previous one as soon as it has too much malware to function), and for suckers who are stupid enough to pay 5x the price of a console to play less than a dozen of pc-exclusive games (they rationalize it by pretending to themselves and to others that those games are sort of good, which they obviously aren't-can you take seriously a "gamer" who still hasn't grown out of FPS, a genre that has been stale for more than 10 years?)

Linux is for tasteless nerds who could never see a terrible user interface even if it raped them simultaneously in the ass and the mouth (thereby taking their virginity). They love it because everything eventually goes wrong with a Linux install, so it gives them opportunities to recompile their kernel and hunt down for the last versions of their device drivers on the SVN repo. It makes them feel hardcore. They rationalize the shortcomings of their system by saying that it's meant for servers, not desktops, but they conveniently disregard that they only use it as a desktop.

And OS X is nothing more than a badly done BSD with the proprietary Aqua window manager dumped on the top of it. If some people are dumb enough to rent music to sync it to devices they can't even physically open to service that cost 3 times as much as identical models by the competition,  then it's no wonder they are also cool with paying 3 times the normal price for a laptop that doesn't even have some motherfucking CD drive in it. I have no idea how these morons rationalize it, they are just addicted to Steve's cock.