FUCK YOU NINTENDO

FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I PICK FUCKING "MATCH MY RANK" AND YOU PUT ME UP AGAINST A FOUR STAR GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU! I'M A FUCKING TWO STAR. FOURSTAR DOES NOT MATCH A FUCKING TWO STAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU GOD DAMN CHINKS?! YOU MADE THE FUCKING WII, NOW MAKE YOUR ONLINE SYSTEM OPTIONS FUCKING WORK. I'M TIRED OF SETTING IT TO MATCH MY RANK ONLY TO FIND IT NOT MATCH MY RANK THEN GO DOWN A RANK BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKED UP SYSTEM. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I'LL NEVER BUY ANOTHER GAME FROM YOU AGAIN. AND I'M GOING TO BOMB JAPAN TOMORROW. HOW ABOUT THAT, NINTENDO?

Because, yes, Nintendo representatives lurk on 4chan.

Also, it's only a GAME. Chill. Nintendo made ONE TINY MISTAKE. The "Match my rank" thing doesn't work. HUUUGE deal. Hating an entire company for making a tiny mistake with an otherwise fantastic project that you have no hope of ever matching seems to be a very childish action.

And threatening to bomb an entire country just because some guy's better than you at Metroid? Damn, I'm starting to think Jack Thompson is RIGHT.