Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 0:37 ID:6FSIDAB4
Vampire Freaks is a multi-faceted conglomeration of much of the best that the internet has to offer. Paradoxically, it caters to all the worst people on the internets (except furries)and almost every femal member is asking for it and every male member is a faggot which makes for quite a lulzy website. Oh wait, spoke too soon, [1] VF does cater to furries nao. It was created by a 26 yr. old named Jet[2] who is so totally not mainstream. Goth 4evar!!1
All of the cool vampires in Anne Rice novels spend their time talking about whether Green Day could kick System of a Down's ass. When they're not talking about shit bands, they're talking about all the piercings and tattoos they're going to get as soon as they are 18. If you happen to venture into random thoughts you will find yourself in a internet war zone. The regulars have no life and this angst causes them to pick fights with everyone.
If you'd like to run across major LULZ, direct yourself towards the poetry board. There, every emo has walked into his/her (can't often tell the gender) own fantasy land. Every poem begins with "my wrists are bleeding black" and ends with "my soul is dead forever". Also, much LULZ can be found in the advice board, in which there are 13 year old boys whining about how they got their goffik girlfriend pregnant. Again. "She cries when i use the coathanger method, what else can I do?" is the typical question
#Vampirefreaks on irc.webmaster.com combines all the drama, illiteracy and horrific qualities of its parent site into one real time clusterfuck. Poorly spelled comments are shouted at random, followed by twelve assertions of lol, then finally rounded out with the illiterate flirting of high school sophomores in the brief moments when their dads aren't watching.
There's no point trolling the chat, as the natural state of its users is one of incoherence and agitation. Just sit back and watch the lulz.
the art forums are a constant battle between a minority of decent artists and a majority of 14 year olds posting anime drawings and photoediting..
random thoughts - gtfo or tits
Vampirefreaks also has a new flash chat complete with webcams. I guess Jet couldn't get enough loli.
Within the Vampire freaks community are a series of cults. Wether being devoted to suicide or Gay Emo Pride, these "cults" are sure to provide teh lulz. The names of these cults tend to focus on the melancholy nature at which these sad fucks reside. A particularly lulzy name of a cult is Emo_Gangstas
A common emo cult
A common emo cult
. This is humorous as all people know emos cant have gangs due to sever social issues, possibly due to molestation by a parent. These cults, as they are known, are breeding grounds for inbreeding and illiteracy. Words such as angre and h8 are bandied about like the idioms of yesteryear. All the audacious sins can be found on a cult. Of course, most cults revolve around 16 year old girls talking about how they love to smoke pot. This website appears to be a gathering point of those who wish to strengthen the gene pool via self termination.
The picture rating feature of Vampire Freaks is a true perversity of logic. Gothic cosplayers dress up to like vampires to earn higher scores, even though they are too fat to look good doing it. At the same time, they are likely to be vegetarians.
To summarize: it's full of fat-assed vegetarians who wish they were skinny blood-sucking vampires. This is the Great VampireFreaks Paradox.
Ninety percent of the men on Vampire Freaks are self-proclaimed gays or bisexuals, which is a lie. Most of them just dress gay to attract the attention of women who are pretending they're half-gay to attract men. No one knows if any of these couplings have ever concluded successfully with the act of mating, despite the fact that such an attempted coupling occurs an average of every 4.3 seconds.
Many other websites with forums occasionally have threads in which they mock the users at Vampire Freaks, usually culling images from the search page, many of which end up in image macros. Sometimes fat or ugly users are rated highly in an effort to make them the highest ranking in searches. In other cases a basement-dweller will create an obviously fake profile and attempt to pass it off as real, much to the amusement of other normal people. It is not known whether such mockery has resulted in suicide.
A successful trolling of any user will result in a long-winded and poorly written rant about those who are different being beautiful human beings. This phenomenon is similar to fursecution in both its tone and the lulz delivered. Recently due to the backlash regarding MySpace, emo refugees have migrated to VF in their thousands to whore their pictures and get other "emo friends" to comment like "u look so hot darling <33 xxx wanna chat on aim x", displacing the former goth population. Most of the time, the male Top 10 is filled with emo males with a strange resemblance to Captain Caveman. Saying that they have greasy hair is a good way to make them post faux-suicide messages opposed to rants, which brings up massive lulz.
All of the cool vampires in Anne Rice novels spend their time talking about whether Green Day could kick System of a Down's ass. When they're not talking about shit bands, they're talking about all the piercings and tattoos they're going to get as soon as they are 18. If you happen to venture into random thoughts you will find yourself in a internet war zone. The regulars have no life and this angst causes them to pick fights with everyone.
If you'd like to run across major LULZ, direct yourself towards the poetry board. There, every emo has walked into his/her (can't often tell the gender) own fantasy land. Every poem begins with "my wrists are bleeding black" and ends with "my soul is dead forever". Also, much LULZ can be found in the advice board, in which there are 13 year old boys whining about how they got their goffik girlfriend pregnant. Again. "She cries when i use the coathanger method, what else can I do?" is the typical question
#Vampirefreaks on irc.webmaster.com combines all the drama, illiteracy and horrific qualities of its parent site into one real time clusterfuck. Poorly spelled comments are shouted at random, followed by twelve assertions of lol, then finally rounded out with the illiterate flirting of high school sophomores in the brief moments when their dads aren't watching.
There's no point trolling the chat, as the natural state of its users is one of incoherence and agitation. Just sit back and watch the lulz.
the art forums are a constant battle between a minority of decent artists and a majority of 14 year olds posting anime drawings and photoediting..
random thoughts - gtfo or tits
Vampirefreaks also has a new flash chat complete with webcams. I guess Jet couldn't get enough loli.
Within the Vampire freaks community are a series of cults. Wether being devoted to suicide or Gay Emo Pride, these "cults" are sure to provide teh lulz. The names of these cults tend to focus on the melancholy nature at which these sad fucks reside. A particularly lulzy name of a cult is Emo_Gangstas
A common emo cult
A common emo cult
. This is humorous as all people know emos cant have gangs due to sever social issues, possibly due to molestation by a parent. These cults, as they are known, are breeding grounds for inbreeding and illiteracy. Words such as angre and h8 are bandied about like the idioms of yesteryear. All the audacious sins can be found on a cult. Of course, most cults revolve around 16 year old girls talking about how they love to smoke pot. This website appears to be a gathering point of those who wish to strengthen the gene pool via self termination.
The picture rating feature of Vampire Freaks is a true perversity of logic. Gothic cosplayers dress up to like vampires to earn higher scores, even though they are too fat to look good doing it. At the same time, they are likely to be vegetarians.
To summarize: it's full of fat-assed vegetarians who wish they were skinny blood-sucking vampires. This is the Great VampireFreaks Paradox.
Ninety percent of the men on Vampire Freaks are self-proclaimed gays or bisexuals, which is a lie. Most of them just dress gay to attract the attention of women who are pretending they're half-gay to attract men. No one knows if any of these couplings have ever concluded successfully with the act of mating, despite the fact that such an attempted coupling occurs an average of every 4.3 seconds.
Many other websites with forums occasionally have threads in which they mock the users at Vampire Freaks, usually culling images from the search page, many of which end up in image macros. Sometimes fat or ugly users are rated highly in an effort to make them the highest ranking in searches. In other cases a basement-dweller will create an obviously fake profile and attempt to pass it off as real, much to the amusement of other normal people. It is not known whether such mockery has resulted in suicide.
A successful trolling of any user will result in a long-winded and poorly written rant about those who are different being beautiful human beings. This phenomenon is similar to fursecution in both its tone and the lulz delivered. Recently due to the backlash regarding MySpace, emo refugees have migrated to VF in their thousands to whore their pictures and get other "emo friends" to comment like "u look so hot darling <33 xxx wanna chat on aim x", displacing the former goth population. Most of the time, the male Top 10 is filled with emo males with a strange resemblance to Captain Caveman. Saying that they have greasy hair is a good way to make them post faux-suicide messages opposed to rants, which brings up massive lulz.