They should make standard nametags for namefags. HELLO! I'M: A SHORTCOCKED FAGGOT AND I'D TAKE YOUR DICK INSIDE OF ME EVERY WAY YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME IF ONLY YOU WOULD JUST REMEMBER MY PATHETIC INTERNET NICKNAAAAAAAME WHEN YOU ARE DONE, SO THAT I CAN HAVE YOUR RESPECT AND WE CAN BE LIFELONG NAAAAME-KNOWING, HAND-HOLDING FAGGOTS FOR EACH OTHER, CRYING AND HUGGING NAKED IN THE MOONLIGHT, WITH A PURITY AND UNITY OF EMOTION THAT CAN ONLY BE SHARED BY KNOWING EACH OTHER'S NAAAAAAAAAAAAMES AND PROVIDING SAFE ANAL HARBOR FOR EACH OTHER'S TINY LITTLE BABY PRICKS
I wanna see you faggots running out of a burning house, all soapy from masculine massage bubble bathtime, wearing your nametags on your bare gray-haired faggot manatee-style sagging-breasted chests, getting your heads chopped off by firemen's axes as you run around fanning your faces with your fingers like a southern fagbelle with a case of the vapors. I bet your gay-ass headless bodies would grow 2" undead boners and just gravitate towards each other in an attempt to have just one last faggoty assfuck before your nigger mutt souls descended to hell like a sequel to All Dogs Go To Heaven gone tragically homo.
But at least they knew you used to call yourself "RedCream" like some bloody cum-filled asshole and that's all that matters.