Negroes Complain About Intel ad

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php/negroes-complain-intel-ad-racism-408028.html

First let me just say this about the ad:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How the heck did this even make it out of the boardroom in this PC gulag we live in nowadays?

Now...

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fukken saved

Nice.

It is statistically proven that:
i) Black people are at least 40% better at running fast
ii) White people are at least 40% better at staying out of jail

Fags may say that this is unfair, but they can't say its untrue.

Something's wrong with your numbers, #4.  If Blacks were really that good at running, they'd avoid being apprehended so much by the cops, who are largely White, who they'd outrun!

>>5
white cops drive cars?

5 white cops can corner one black criminal, also not all cops are white

Well, cops DO drive cars, yes, that's true, but in the end of the chase a pasty white (BUT SLOW) cop has to get out of the vehicle and run after the Blackcrim.  How does that chase end up in apprehension if the standard model Negro is 40% faster?

It's not like it takes a plurality of Whitecops to corner a Blackcrim, each and every time.

>>5
Blacks are fast, but stupid, so they'll run into dead ends.

White cops catch black criminals with their overwhelming white male superiority. They're trained to project an expanding field of it around them, slowing down any negroes on contact. Theory suggests it also shuts down their higher brain functions, but no hard evidence has been found to support that, since researchers reported "not really seeing the difference".

Lol.

this angers the internet hate machineeeee.

***EXXPLODING VAN

Alright, #10, I have to bow to your impressive reasoning.  :^)