We Gaians are a peaceful lot. We worship Longcat, Tacgnol, 4chan, O, RLY? and all the rest (Excluding Gary Brolsma- Fatso.)Anyhow, we Gaians,. being a peaceful lot, only want to spread our message of peace throghout teh interwebs.
THAT IS WHY I, COLONEL NOSTRUM XODER, HEREBY DECLARE AN ALL-OUT WAR ON 4CHAN AND THE INTERNET! LANZER SHALL DEFEAT YOU ALL! TACGNOL IS ON OUR SIDE! YOU CANNOT PREVAIL!
Thank you for your time.