Techsupport

The other night I was on my computer and a storm came in and knocked out the power. When I got up the next morning and tried to get online an error message popped up saying "Could not detect dial tone". I checked the phoneline and there was most definatly a dial tone. I tried a different phonecable,nothing, I tried reloading my ISP's software, still nothing.

So what do you think the problem could be? I'm figuring lightning must have blown out my computer's modem. So where could i go to get a new one, how much would one cost and how would I install the thing?

Apart from not being funny, even in the random sense that you were going for which was so obviously predictable, I also couldn't follow it. I didn't make sense at for pretty much most of the beginning and only started to near the end. However, this is the point where I really didn't give shit what you wrote because an idiot who can barely make coherent thoughts under absolutely no pressure nor time constraints at all must be fuckin retarded.

I hope for your sake that when you wrote this someone had a fuckin gun to your head because then that would be an excuse for writing that piece of shit garbage that you posted. But even then that would mean that someone would want you to write that. So much so that they actually put a gun to your head. And who would want you write meaningless garbage that isn't even remotely funny and a waste of time..... a conundrum! I'll start working on that; you go play with some blocks or something.