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Lunix for a Noob

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-24 22:44 ID:wrTUBkEr

I don't know jack shit about Linux, but I want to try a live CD. What distro would you guys recommend that is available in live CD form for a total beginner? I've already tried Ubuntu and it wouldn't boot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-24 22:55 ID:HsbEPp0a

Knoppix is a good starter.  Of all of the distros I've run live it is the fastest at doing things (and I run a computer with only 256MB of physical RAM).  Ubuntu and Sabayon were very slow and it took at least five minutes to do whatever I wanted to do.  I imagine they would be faster if I actually installed them but I haven't done that yet.  Anyway, Knoppiz will introduce you to KDE, so fiddle around with it and see if you like it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-25 1:20 ID:ej75fu1M

Alright, I'll try that. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-25 2:39 ID:C0VXzg4H

PC-BSD

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-25 6:07 ID:ej75fu1M

The Knoppix live CD won't boot.

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-25 9:13 ID:8/XrzNjq

>>5
1 Use your burning program to make an IMAGE COPY, not just a copy-files-over-to-cd-and-burn operation.
2 Check your BIOS
3 Stay away from Linux.  If you don't understand the concept of bootsectors you seriously need a heavy dose of ZOMGRTFMSTFUGTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-25 9:29 ID:Heaven

PEBKAC?

Name: ee™ 2007-03-25 9:50 ID:89jtSSdL

Try using Fedora. It's fun to use. :>

Name: ee™ 2007-03-25 13:05 ID:GDCbCyxe

It makes the cock up your ass feel extra good

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-25 13:27 ID:4Xvgqacp

RPM-anything fails

Name: ee™ 2007-03-25 14:33 ID:89jtSSdL

>>9
rofl.

Name: ee™ 2007-03-25 14:39 ID:GDCbCyxe

>>11
lol.

Name: ee™ 2007-03-25 20:28 ID:+21gXVgs

>>12
no

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 11:45 ID:njj/j4Ts

Try Mandriva, it's made by a bunch of french fags trying to imitate Winlose Xp

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 11:49 ID:iA+HzZ+P

openSUSE

Name: GTFO? 2007-03-26 12:02 ID:njj/j4Ts

OpenSuse is for fags. If you want a proper lunix, get Gentoo or Debian or GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 12:04 ID:hwwLKXHZ

what aboout slackware? they have a livecd, forget what its called.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 14:41 ID:KkFU6NV8

FINLAND IS FULL OF STINKY COMMUNISTS. NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM FINLAND.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 15:18 ID:A1UivIG1

>>18
What about Linux Tarballs, the brilliant programmer?

Name: Dschingis Khan 2007-03-26 15:22 ID:X+h2gkYB

Wow, used to be that people's first experience with linux was Knoppix.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 18:55 ID:eL700kE0

Hello I am Linux Tarballs, founder and CEO of the Linux kernel. I am here to say >>18 is a nigger. I guarantee it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 19:46 ID:Cv2/jcQz

It seems live CDs don't work on my computer. What the hell?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 22:09 ID:7T9xoLtu

Name: Dschingis Khan 2007-03-27 1:38 ID:Heaven

>>23
lol, Hurd might actually be useful someday. Sorry, kid.  In the real world, software that works tends to win.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 2:24 ID:S9a3VbCr

>>24
Too bad the real world usually fails, bad.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 4:18 ID:zjycgXDD

hey hey moskau moskau

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 4:21 ID:zjycgXDD

>>24
that's why hurd is a future wave. it's very big and very far away. i'm riding that wave along with the duke nukem forever wave.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-28 4:10 ID:I2Xi5QXr

Nexenta OS

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-28 5:27 ID:X67Oxxj1

Ubuntu. It's teh easy

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 2:33 ID:bX6pxZPK

You are kidding arent you ? I think you need to re-examine your assumptions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 20:11 ID:tTQSf2jd

BTRON.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 21:59 ID:uPxrFlkJ

The gentoo live cd is pretty good these days. Its better than any others I know about because you can install from the livecd and it is quite simple. Gentoo also try to keep oldschool Unix faggotory out and actually use innovative stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 22:14 ID:BWYGiuwL

u/kubuntu or suse

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 22:45 ID:P+fMVM0n

Stupid live CDs don't work on my PC. >:(

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 23:01 ID:uMx/WCvs

>>34
Check your BIOS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 23:09 ID:uPxrFlkJ

>>34
Oh lawd.

Goto your BIOS, goto advanced settings, and change the boot order the the CDROM boots before the hard drive.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 23:38 ID:P+fMVM0n

>>36
I tried that already. I get to the "Press enter to start "_______" from CD" and when I do my computer restarts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-30 6:45 ID:oF+Ju97v

Then your computer is gay. Odd.

Try Gentoo livecd, way cooler than others.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-30 19:27 ID:MKjgHqPO

>>37
See if the live cds work on a different computer

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 19:23 ID:nIFBkEkc

>>1
You know what, OP?

Before I tried my first Linux distribution, I was reading up about Linux with books for about a month. Because I like to know what all that shit is about and I don't want to make critical mistakes that endanger my data, my computer or even my life (not properly securing your box can ruin your life because of people sharing CP via your box, etc).

So I suggest you read up on Linux. Learn how it works, where the differences between Windows and Linux are. How to use and secure it properly. Then read up about different distributions (SuSE, Fedora, Slackware, Gentoo, Ubuntu, etc etc etc). Try to decide which one might suit your needs best. Be prepared to abandon it however and try other ones if it doesn't fit your way of doing things. That's what Linux is all about.


But what am I typing... this is the age of Ubuntu. Wth, just install Ubuntu and stfu. But don't ever come back here to complain or ask any questions you damn newbie faggot.

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