Name: Dr. Anonymous 2007-03-16 10:03 ID:POFh0QQQ
I am at another Internet message board where there *might* be humans without Y chromosomes; in other words, girls. Naturally, I feel compelled to attempt to infer who is female to immediately add her to my list of possible impossible mates and masturbatory catalog.
People of unspecified genre start posting. Somebody's cheesy nickname and unconventional way to write and ask for help catches my attention. Suddenly, the subject mentions "Linux". At this point, I immediately discard any suspicion and am 100% sure that the subject is male. Why is that?
Is my attempt at locating female life forms in the Internet futile due to the "no girls on the Internet" principle? I am eager to read your comments or any associated papers on the absence of progesterone in our connected human pool, and its correlation with open source operating systems.
People of unspecified genre start posting. Somebody's cheesy nickname and unconventional way to write and ask for help catches my attention. Suddenly, the subject mentions "Linux". At this point, I immediately discard any suspicion and am 100% sure that the subject is male. Why is that?
Is my attempt at locating female life forms in the Internet futile due to the "no girls on the Internet" principle? I am eager to read your comments or any associated papers on the absence of progesterone in our connected human pool, and its correlation with open source operating systems.