Building a computer out of unusual materials

i want to construct a cpu out of semen, feces, and cornflakes. any input would be good. mainly i want it to run opera.

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a cpu is a bunch of transistors

transistors are where a flow of energy is controlled by another flow of energy

you have two basic types of transistors that make up cpus, AND gates (where if flow A and flow B exist then there is flow C), and OR gates (where if either flow A or flow B exists, then there is flow C) and then inverters (does opposite of input flow) - these are also called logic gates

feces and cornflakes can maybe make some type of logic gate whereby it controls a flow of sperm, but it'd be very very slow (possibly under 1 Hertz [not Kilo or Mega hertz, I mean 1 FUCKING HERTZ] in speed) and also messy.

anyway, they really do that with water.  it's called fluidics.  not with sperm, but with water.