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Buda is one of our many, many, happy Gentoo users. He's quite new to the GNU/Linux scene but managed to read the GPL completely :) His system runs Gnome. On the screenshot you can see Gaim, XMMS with the Gentoo_Ice skin and a compilation process for OpenOffice 1.1.3.

why is that funnny? i know its cuz he iz now a hippy XDDDDDDDDD

HI I AM LINUX TARBALLS FOUNDER AND CEO OF LINUX ENTERPRISES.  I HAVE 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE WRITING HUGE OSES AND I WROTE THEM ALL UPON EXITING THE MANHOLE OF MY MOTHER WITH GODSPEED.  MY NOT YET DEVELOPED MANHOOD DEVELOPED IN AN INSTANT TO THE GIRTH AND LENGTH SO FAMILIAR TO THE WOMEN OF THE EARTH TODAY.  UTILIZING IT I COMPILED A KERNEL AND MAULED MY MOTHER SENSELESS WITH POST HASTE.  SHE GENTLY ASKED ME NOT TO GO BACK FROM WHERE I CAME AND I OBLIGED BY ONLY SHOVING MY MASSIVE MANHOOD UP HER UTERUS.  STILL INEXPERIENCED, MY SYSTEM LOAD REACHED CRITICAL MASS AND A DATA PORT WAS OPENED WHICH THROUGH CAME A STREAM OF STICKY WHITE BYTES, COMPLETELY FILLING UP HER FLOPPY DRIVE.  THIS WAS THE TIME BEFORE THERE WERE HUGE FUCKING HARDDRIVES SO I LET THE NEVERENDING ENTER HER MOLEHILL, KILLING GENERATIONS OF MOLES IN THE PROGRESS.  HAVING EMPTIED MY VESSEL, I LET OUT A FIENDISH CRY AND STARTED SUCKING AND BITING HER NIPPLES, OUT CAME THE DRINK OF GODS.  MY MOTHER BEING OF THE SAME FLESH AND BLOOD AS ME, DID NOT DISAPPOINT -- THE DIVINE FLOOD FILLED THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH ITS SWEET LIQUOR, I UNABLE TO DRINK IT ALL, SPENT FIVE MINUTES WRITING WINDOWS VISTA AND ITS PREQUELS WHILE WAITING FOR IT TO DRY AWAY.  I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ANY REASONS FOR MY ARGUMENTS, I GUARANTEE IT.

Reference:
Altschul, Stephen F., Thomas L. Madden, Alejandro A. Schäffer,
Jinghui Zhang, Zheng Zhang, Webb Miller, and David J. Lipman (1997),
"Gapped BLAST and PSI-BLAST: a new generation of protein database search
programs",  Nucleic Acids Res. 25:3389-3402.

Query= Dr_sW_008_J19
         (852 letters)

Database: Non-redundant SwissProt sequences
           184,735 sequences; 68,354,980 total letters

[Click the star to watch this topic]        Linux y Wxp2
      Hola Me quiero cambiar de Wxp2 a Linux Suse 10 ,pero tengo solo una maquina con dos discos duros y uno externo,mi pregunta es: es posible instalar el Suse en un disco externo ? y o como lo hago? en caso de no ser posible, como lo hago para instalarlo en un secundario sin que me pertube el funcionamiento del Wxp2 ?... more »
By Iguana Banana  - Dec 23 2005 - 2 new of 2 messages   

Danger by Moonlight        Danger by Moonlight
by Jamila Gavin
Paperback / Egmont Books (UK) / 2004-03 / ISBN: 0749748869
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