How could I start using Windows?

So I'm homosexual. I know I'm supposed to use a mac, but I wish I could use a real computer. I already have a two-button mouse, but that's as far as I can go because people might think there's something wrong with it.
How could I switch to windows without people thinking I might be a breeder? Thanks.

gut a G3/G4/G5 tower and put PC components inside, also get windowblinds or some other gay style-app and find an OS X skin for it.

you gay

run windows 98

kill yourself.

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Use CockOS (R). It's open sores!

You're gay.